I came across these quotes by Red Skelton last night that I just had to share with someone. Enjoy!
"I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her."
"Congress: Bingo with billions."
"I keep taking my wife everywhere -- but she keeps finding her way back."
"We always hold hands -- if I let go, she shops."
"I married Miss Right. I didn't know her first name was Always."
"All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner."
"Any kid will run an errand for you, if you ask at bedtime."
"My mother told me something I've never forgotten: 'Don't take life too seriously, son, you don't come out of it alive anyway.'"
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